December 1, 2008 at 11:59 am (TWILIGHT, TWILIGHT SAGA) ()

[from trailer]
Isabella Swan: How old are you?
Edward Cullen: Seventeen.
Isabella Swan: How long have you been seventeen?
Edward Cullen: …a while.

Isabella Swan: Clair de Lune is great.
Edward Cullen: [Edward spins Isabella around and she gives him a look] What?
Isabella Swan: I can’t dance
Isabella Swan: .
Edward Cullen: Hmm… Well, I could always make you.
Isabella Swan: I’m not scared of you.
Edward Cullen: [laughs] Well you really shouldn’t have said that.

[from trailer]
Emmett Cullen: This is *wrong*, Edward! She’s not one of us!

Jessica Stanley: Bella! Guess who just asked me to prom. I totally thought Mike was gonna ask you, actually. Um, it’s not gonna be weird though, right?
Isabella Swan: No, no. Zero weirdness. You guys are great together.
Jessica Stanley: I know, right?

James: Beautiful. Very visually dynamic. I chose my stage well.

Isabella Swan: Are you going to tell me how you stopped the van?
Edward Cullen: Yeah. Um… I had an adrenaline rush. It’s very common. You can Google it.

Edward Cullen: What did you expect? Coffins and dungeons and moats?
Isabella Swan: No, not the moats.
Edward Cullen: Not the moats.

Isabella Swan: Graduation caps?
Edward Cullen: Private joke. We matriculate a lot.

[from trailer]
Edward Cullen: Are you afraid?
Isabella Swan: I’m only afraid of losing you.

[from trailer]
Isabella Swan: [to Edward] I know what you are. You’re impossibly fast. And strong. Your skin is pale white, and ice cold. Your eyes change colour and you never eat or come out into the sun.

[from trailer]
Edward Cullen: The hunt is his obsession. He’s never gonna stop!

[from trailer]
Isabella Swan: You’ve got to give me some answers.
Edward Cullen: I’d rather hear your theories.
Isabella Swan: I have considered radioactive spiders and kryptonite.
Edward Cullen: That’s all superhero stuff, right? What if I’m not the hero? What if I’m… the bad guy?

Isabella Swan: [to Edward] I’d rather die than to stay away from you.

Edward Cullen: And so the lion fell in love with the lamb.
Isabella Swan: What a stupid lamb.
Edward Cullen: What a sick, masochistic lion.

Isabella Swan: Will you tell me the truth?
Edward Cullen: No, probably not.
[Bella turns away slighly angry]
Edward Cullen: I’d rather hear your theories.
Isabella Swan: I have considered radiocative spiders and kryptonite.
Edward Cullen: All superhero stuff right? But what if I’m not the hero? What if I am the bad guy?
Isabella Swan: You’re not.
[Edward smiles]

Edward Cullen: I only said it would be better if we weren’t friends, not that I didn’t want to be.
Isabella Swan: What does that mean?
Edward Cullen: It means if you’re smart… you’ll stay away from me.
Isabella Swan: Okay, let’s say for argument’s sake that I’m not smart.

[from trailer]
Edward Cullen: Say it, say it out loud.
Isabella Swan: Vampire…

Edward Cullen: That’s what you dream about? Being a monster?
Isabella Swan: I dream about being with you forever.

Isabella Swan: You know, your mood swings are kinda giving me whiplash.

Rosalie Hale: Here comes the human.
[Bella and Edward walk around the corner]
Esme Cullen: [Runs up to Bella] Bella! We’re making Italiano for you.
Isabella Swan: Okay.
Edward Cullen: Bella, this is Esme, my mother for all intents and purposes.
Isabella Swan: Buongiorno?
Esme Cullen: Molto Bene!
Dr. Carlisle Cullen: It gives us an excuse to use the kitchen for the first time.
Esme Cullen: I hope you’re hungry.
Isabella Swan: Yeah, absolutely!
Edward Cullen: She already ate.
Rosalie Hale: [Breaks the bowl she’s holding] Perfect!
Isabella Swan: Yeah-it’s just that I know… I know you guys don’t eat.
Isabella Swan: Of course, that’s very conciderate of you.
Edward Cullen: Just ignore Rosalie. I do.
Rosalie Hale: Yeah! Let’s just keep pretending like this isn’t dangerous for all of us.
Isabella Swan: I would never tell anybody anything.
Dr. Carlisle Cullen: She knows that.
Emmett Cullen: Yeah, well the problem is… you two have gone public now so…
Esme Cullen: Emmett!
Rosalie Hale: No, she should know. The entire family will be implicated if this ends badly.
Isabella Swan: Badly as in… I become a meal.
[Alice comes in through the window]

Rosalie Hale: Does she even like Italian?
Emmett Cullen: Her name’s Bella. I’m sure she’ll love it.
Rosalie Hale: Get a whiff of that. Here comes the human

[from trailer]
Edward Cullen: [to Bella] You are my life now.

James: You’re alone… because you’re faster than the others. But not stronger…
Edward Cullen: I’m strong enough to kill you.

Isabella Swan: [to Edward] How did you get over to me so fast?
Edward Cullen: [to Bella] I was standing right next to you, Bella.
Isabella Swan: No. You were next to your car, across the lot.
Edward Cullen: You hit your head. I think you’re confused.
Isabella Swan: You stopped the van. You pushed it away with you hand.
Edward Cullen: Well, nobody’s going to believe you.
Isabella Swan: I know what I saw.
Edward Cullen: You’re not going to let this go, are you?
Isabella Swan: No. I wasn’t going to tell anybody. I just need to know the truth.
[Edward looks away]

Laurent: [to Cullens] I am Laurent, and this is Victoria, and James.
Dr. Carlisle Cullen: I’m Carlisle, this is my family.
[looks from side to side at family]
Laurent: So, could you use three more players?
Dr. Carlisle Cullen: [glances in Edward’s direction] Sure, why not? A few of us were leaving, you can take their place. We’ll bat first.
[tosses baseball at Laurent]
Victoria: [catches ball in front of Laurent] I’m the one with the wicked curve ball.

Edward Cullen: [shuts car door] Carlisle, what’s going on?
Dr. Carlisle Cullen: [sighs] Waylon Forge was found in a boat out near his place, I just examined the body.
Isabella Swan: He died? How?
Dr. Carlisle Cullen: Animal attack
[looks at Edward]
Isabella Swan: [glances at Edward]
[to Carlisle]
Isabella Swan: Was it the same one that got that security guard down at Mason?
Dr. Carlisle Cullen: [sighs, then glances at Edward] Most likely.
Isabella Swan: It must getting closer to town then…
Dr. Carlisle Cullen: [cuts Bella off] Bella, you should go inside. Waylon was your father’s friend.
Isabella Swan: Okay.
[glances at Edward and walks up stairs]
Isabella Swan: [turns around to Carlisle then to Edward] Um, I’ll see you later.
[Carlisle turns to Edward]

Isabella Swan: Look, You gotta give me some answers.
Edward Cullen: Yes. No. To get to the other side. 1.77245…
Isabella Swan: I don’t need the square root of pi.
Edward Cullen: You knew that?

Billy Black: [to Bella] We came for your flat-screen. And because Jacob wouldn’t stop talking about seeing you again.
Jacob Black: Thanks, Dad. Nice.
Billy Black: I’m just keepin’ it real, son.

Eric Yorkie: Cute, Mike. Let a playa play!

Jessica Stanley: [On Alice and Jasper] She’s with Jasper, the one who looks like he’s in pain.

Rosalie Hale: [after Edward asks her to put on Bella’s coat to distract James] Why should I? What is she to me?
Dr. Carlisle Cullen: [Hands her the coat] Bella is with Edward. She’s a part of this family, and we protect our family.

Edward Cullen: I should go back there and rip those guys’ heads off.
Isabella Swan: Um… No, you shouldn’t.
Edward Cullen: You don’t know the vile, repulsive things they were thinking.
Isabella Swan: And you do?
Edward Cullen: It’s not hard to guess.
Edward Cullen: Can you talk about something else? Distract me so i won’t turn around.
Isabella Swan: You should put your seat belt on.
Edward Cullen: Haha… you should put your seat belt on!

Isabella Swan: I’d never given much thought to how i would die…

Rosalie Hale: [after Emmett catches the baseball by climbing a tree] My monkey man!

Isabella Swan: Death is peaceful, easy. Life is harder.

Eric Yorkie: [to Bella] So I was wondering… if you have a- a da…
Mike Newton: [shakes wet hat over Bella’s head] ‘sup Arizona? How you likin the rain girl?
Eric Yorkie: Yeah, Mike, you’re real cute you know that?

Mike Newton: What’s sup, Arizona? How you likin’ the rain, girl?

Edward Cullen: I can read every ones mind in this room, but yours.
Edward Cullen: [Points to a table] Money, Sex, Money.
[Points to another table]
Edward Cullen: Sex, Cats.

Isabella Swan: Everyone’s staring.
Edward Cullen: No, not that guy. Oh wait, he looked.

[about her husband, Emmett]
Rosalie Hale: My monkey man…

Edward Cullen: Do I dazzle you?

Edward Cullen: [pointing at people in the restaurant] sex, money, sex, money, cat. you nothing.
Isabella Swan: is there something wrong with me?
Edward Cullen: i tell you i can read minds, and you ask if theres something wrong with you?

Edward Cullen: If you were smart, you’d stay away from me.
Isabella Swan: Ok. For arguments sake, let’s say I’m not smart.

Edward Cullen: I don’t have the strength to stay away from you anymore.
Isabella Swan: Then don’t.

Rosalie Hale: [Emmett climbs up a tree to catch the ball] That’s my monkey man.

Isabella Swan: Everybody’s staring.
Edward Cullen: Not that guy. No he just looked. Breaking all the rules now anyways.
[looks at Emmett, Rosalie, Jasper, and Alice]
Edward Cullen: Since I’m going to hell
[slips arm around Bella’s shoulder]

Isabella Swan: Did you follow me?
Edward Cullen: I… I feel very protective of you.
Isabella Swan: So you followed me.
Edward Cullen: I was trying to keep a distance unless you needed my help and then I heard what those low-lives were thinking.
Isabella Swan: Wait. You say you heard what they were thinking?
Isabella Swan: So what you… you read minds?
Edward Cullen: I can read every mind in this room apart from yours. There’s… Money. Sex. Money. Sex. Cat. And then you, nothing. That’s very frustrating.
Isabella Swan: Is there something wrong with me?
Edward Cullen: See… I tell you I can read minds and you think there’s something wrong with you?

Isabella Swan: [Last lines] No one will surrender tonight, but I won’t give in. I know what I want.

Charlie Swan: Did he hurt you?
Isabella Swan: No.
Charlie Swan: Break up with you or something?
Isabella Swan: No, I-I broke up with him.
Charlie Swan: I thought you liked him?
Isabella Swan: Yea, that’s why – that’s why I have to leave. I don’t want this. I have to go home.
Charlie Swan: Home… Your mom is not even in Phoenix.
Isabella Swan: She’ll come home. I’ll call her from the road.
Charlie Swan: Your not going to drive home right now. You can sleep on it. If you still feel like going in the morning I’ll take you to the airport.
Isabella Swan: N-No I want to drive, it will give me more time to think. And if I get really tired I’ll pull into a motel I promise.
Charlie Swan: Look Bella, I know I’m not that much fun to be around but I can change that. We can do more stuff together.
Isabella Swan: Like what? Like watch baseball on the flat screen? Eat at the diner every night? Steak and cobbler. Dad that’s you, that’s not me.
Charlie Swan: Bella come on. I-I just got you back.
Isabella Swan: Yea, and you know if I don’t get out now I’ll just be stuck here like mom.

Edward Cullen: Hold on tight, spidermonkey.
[climbs up tree]
Edward Cullen: Do you trust me?
Isabella Swan: In theory…
Edward Cullen: Close your eyes.
[Jumps to next tree and climbs to top]
Edward Cullen: [Bella gasps] What?
Isabella Swan: This isn’t real. This kind of stuff just doesn’t exist.
Edward Cullen: It does in my world.

Isabella Swan: Badly as in… I become a meal.
[Alice comes in through the window]
Alice Cullen: Hi Bella!
[Walks up to Bella and hugs her]
Alice Cullen: Oh, you do smell good.
Edward Cullen: Alice, what are you-?
Alice Cullen: It’s okay. Bella and I are going to be great friends.
Dr. Carlisle Cullen: Sorry, Jasper’s our newest vegetarian. It’s still a little difficult for him.
Jasper Hale: Pleasure to meet you.
Alice Cullen: It’s okay Jasper, you won’t hurt her.
Edward Cullen: Alright, I’m going to take her on a tour of the rest of the house.
Alice Cullen: Well, I’ll see you soon.
Isabella Swan: Okay.
Dr. Carlisle Cullen: I think that went well.
Esme Cullen: [to Rosalie] Clean this up! Now!


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